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If you are interested in purchasing a package, please contact eugenefestival@gmail.com |
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$5,000 Package • 2 nights of hotel • A blindfolded limousine ride • Admission to the opening night party (and cardboard VIP room!) plus any TWO shows. • Brief eye contact with Eugene Mirman • A VIP Booth at Bell House with a sign that says “Reserved for some asshole.” • A bottle of Eugene’s homemade infused horseradish vodka. • As many apples as you can personally carry. It is okay to use a sack of some sort. |
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$10,000 Package • 4 nights of hotel • A one hour limousine ride with three comedians who've done comedy for not that long. • A VIP jacket with racist slurs written on it that gives you admission to all shows. • A VIP Booth at Bell House with a sign that says "Reserved for Mr. (your first name) Douche-Bag-Face." • Eugene Mirman will shake your hand and say, “Thank you for being rich, it means a lot to us.” • A super-fucking weired gift basket. • You will be personally introduced to one “high value” performer and left in a room to have an awkward five-minute conversation with them. Snacks will be provided. • A nice backgammon board PLUS a game with Eugene Mirman (valued by Eugene at $35,000!!!!) • An ad in the program thanking you and wishing you a Merry Christmas. |
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